|Don't even act like you don't feel this way|
One day Blake was babbling away and I turned to Jackson and said, "What do you think Blake is saying?" To which Jackson replied, "Oh he's just telling me a story." I just had to know more..."What's the story about?"....wait for it..."He's talking about race cars and boobs." I was confused. Did he just say race cars and boobs?! First, how do these two things even go together? And second, is my 8 month old really already discussing these two things? So Luke swoops in to clarify the topic of Blake's story, "Jackson did you say race cars that zoom?". "NO DAD! Race cars and Boobs. You know, BOOBS!" He just couldn't let it go, "Well Jackson, do you have boobs?" "No I don't have boobs. Blake, no boobs. Daddy, no boobs." Then he points my way, no more words were exchanged.
Race cars and Boobs...This has become the theme of my life.
Jackson will pick up one of my bras and toss it to me saying, "Put on your boobs". I had several bras out on my bed, he asked me "Really mom, how many boobs do you have?"
Jackson also likes to tell the cat to shake his hips. He will sneak up on the cat from behind and start shaking the cat, singing "Shake your hips". So naturally one day he tells me to shake my boobs. Luke had to leave the room he was laughing so hard. I just stood stunned and then I told him to shake his boobs. (I'm pretty sure that any child psychologist would tell you this is not therapeutic communication but it was all I had at that moment.) He told me that he was a boy and he did not have boobs.
I guess Jackson is truly a lost cause, I should really have seen this coming when he asked for a robe to wear because he gets cold after his bath...
|Watch out Hugh Hefner|
|Don't all 2 year olds sit on the counter while they brush their teeth|
|no pants on the counter|
|no pants at Auntie Amanda's house|
|Trying to pack...I have no idea what is happening...but I apparently have some boobs on the floor|
|pants free while playing the saxophone|
Luke was going to the pool store and Jackson really wanted to go with him. Jackson was wearing a t shirt and movie Cars underwear. So he naturally put on his shoes to ready himself for this outing.
And then there is the shirt less painting that goes on...
|No shoes, no shirt...no problems|
|He's well on his way to being a sexist in his race car|
|quickly stealing some of Jackson's stuff|
Ok well now you know that you should at all costs keep your sweet little girls as far away from our house as possible...Here are some Peaks and Pits. I only hope you are having more peaks than pits.
A few peaks....
|A boy on the move|
|some together time|
|fun times in the car|
|Jackson teaching Blake to eat cat food|
|Blake learning about the perils of jail|
|Diego, exhausted after facebooking for hours|
I hope you all are doing a better job parenting your boys....have a wonderful week!